The Orange County Screenwriters Association
Be Inspired, Do Good Work
Quotes (14)
Apathy kills, but I don't care - Hank Moody
Whisky, weed and Warren Zevon, it's the little things -Hank Moody
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Now, Jenna. Medically speaking, for your height, your weight puts you in what we call the 'disgusting' range. Fortunately, there are solutions. For example, crystal meth has been shown to be very effective. *holds up brochure* How important is tooth retention to you?
Jenna Maroney: It's pretty important... What about my crazy surgical options, Dr. Spaceman?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Please, Dr. Spaceman is my dad. Call me Leo. And there are some wonderful crazy surgical options. Are you familiar with the Bradshaw clinic?
Jenna Maroney: Am I? That's where the Olsen twins were separated!
- Glee's hot Cheerios cheerleader to Jacob Ben Israel, school video blogger (after her breast implant surgery)
SANTANA: "Hey! My eyes are up here, Jew fro. " - SUE SYLVESTER: "That was the most offensive thing I’ve seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair."
- Mr. Schue: ''Who can tell me what a ballad is?''
Brittany: ''A male duck.'' - Brittany: ''Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?... Yeah.''
It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it.
• "Laugh while you can, monkey boy."
• "The Future Begins Tomorrow."
• "No matter where you go, there you are."
• "History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark."
• Buckaroo: "It's like driving a truck."
Alien John Parker: "Good. What is a truck?"
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. ~Mark Twain
Mitchell: Just the emerald city at the end of my yellow brick road
Cameron: Wow you did it
Mitchell: What?
Cameron: You made figure skating sound even gayer.
Tallahassee: Out west, we hear it's out east, out east they hear it's out west. It's all bullshit. It's like you're a penguin at the North Pole hears the South Pole is real nice this time of year.
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?
Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I've actually been meaning to ask you, have you been to Columbus, because I've been trying to...
Wichita: Have you never played the quiet game?
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Lou: Hey, girls, do I have to separate you?
Sean: He said that I had a weak mind, Lou.
Lou: Yeah, like he's pulling that outta thin air.
Lucille: You're my third least favorite child.
Michael: I can live with that.
Lindsay: You know, it’s funny, all those years when I pretended to cry I used to use Dad’s death to get me going. I tried it with Mom’s, but I’d just end up smiling and ruining it.
Michael: Come on, face it. You just do all this charity crap just to stroke your ego. You don't even know what the auction's for tonight.
Lindsay: The wetlands.
Michael: To do what with them?
Lindsay: Dry them.
Michael: Save them.
Lindsay: From drying.