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Wednesday, 25 July 2012 00:05

Californication

 Apathy kills, but I don't care - Hank Moody

Wednesday, 25 July 2012 00:01

Californication

Whisky, weed and Warren Zevon, it's the little things -Hank Moody

Tuesday, 24 April 2012 14:31

Doctor Leo Spaceman ("30 Rock")

 Dr. Leo Spaceman: Now, Jenna. Medically speaking, for your height, your weight puts you in what we call the 'disgusting' range. Fortunately, there are solutions. For example, crystal meth has been shown to be very effective. *holds up brochure* How important is tooth retention to you?

Jenna Maroney: It's pretty important... What about my crazy surgical options, Dr. Spaceman?

Dr. Leo Spaceman: Please, Dr. Spaceman is my dad. Call me Leo. And there are some wonderful crazy surgical options. Are you familiar with the Bradshaw clinic?

Jenna Maroney: Am I? That's where the Olsen twins were separated!

 

 

Thursday, 17 February 2011 13:59

Glee

  • Glee's hot Cheerios cheerleader to Jacob Ben Israel, school video blogger (after her breast implant surgery)
      SANTANA: "Hey! My eyes are up here, Jew fro. "
  • SUE SYLVESTER: "That was the most offensive thing I’ve seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair."
  • Mr. Schue: ''Who can tell me what a ballad is?''
      Brittany: ''A male duck.''
  • Brittany: ''Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?... Yeah.''



 

Wednesday, 23 June 2010 16:30

John Wooden

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it.

 

Monday, 22 February 2010 11:11

Buckaroo Banzai

• "Laugh while you can, monkey boy."
• "The Future Begins Tomorrow."
• "No matter where you go, there you are."
• "History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark."
• Buckaroo: "It's like driving a truck."
   Alien John Parker: "Good. What is a truck?"

Tuesday, 15 December 2009 23:00

Mark Twain

 The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. ~Mark Twain

Friday, 06 November 2009 09:48

Modern Family

Mitchell: Just the emerald city at the end of my yellow brick road
Cameron: Wow you did it
Mitchell: What?
Cameron: You made figure skating sound even gayer. 

Friday, 16 October 2009 13:59

Zombieland

Tallahassee: Out west, we hear it's out east, out east they hear it's out west. It's all bullshit. It's like you're a penguin at the North Pole hears the South Pole is real nice this time of year.
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch? 

Friday, 16 October 2009 13:58

Zombieland

Wichita: Let's play the quiet game. 
Columbus: I've actually been meaning to ask you, have you been to Columbus, because I've been trying to... 
Wichita: Have you never played the quiet game?
 

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